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   ║ 0x00                       Table Of Contents                                                                                 ║
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                    (\                             Let me tell you a story about a little fat boy named Albieri Serrano-Merino...
                    \'\                            *AHEM* Sorry, I mean Felix.
                     \'\     __________            Unlike most people approaching their senior year, "Felix" does not have an active social
                     / '|   ()_________)           life, nor do his peers actually want to interact with him. Instead, he satiates his need 
                     \ '/    \ ~~~~~~~~ \          for human interaction by guilt-tripping young girls on Discordapp.com into meeting up with
                       \       \ ~~~~~~   \        him so he can try and drug them up as much as possible and hopefully get laid.
                       ==).      \__________\      Aside from his date rape addiction, he also finds enjoyment in overeating as much as his massive
                      (__)       ()__________)     stomach can hold, trying to elongate his jaw, and larping that he actually gets girls.

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                       0x00 Table of Contents                                                         /~/~   ~ \
                       0x01 Introduction                                                             | | R.I.P  \
                       0x02 Physical Desc.                                                           \ \ Albieri \
                       0x03 Personal Info                                                             \ \ Serr-   \
                       0x04 Family                                                                   --\ \-rapist .\''
                       0x05 Social Media                                                            --==\ \      ,,i!!i,
                       0x05 Footnote                                                                    ''"'',,}{,,
                    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=                                         Lose some weight and maybe you'll actually get laid u larp

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   ║ 0x01                       Introduction                                                                                      ║
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    For a moment, detach and imagine yourself in the shoes of Albieri. First thing in the morning, a crane lifts you out of bed. You
    start getting ready; Today's a big day, after all. You wouldn't have fought the demons in the shower otherwise - Your "battle
    stench" is so cultured it might as well be its own separate entity. You're going to meet up with the 22nd girl of your dreams!
    She's not perfect, but she looks light enough to date rape and kidnap. You put your shitty $5 hemp edibles in your fanny pack
    and take your mom's car for a spin. (i.e. driving from New Jersey to wherever the fuck she is. She's twelve, she can't do shit!)

    Yeah if any of us lived like that I can guarantee we'd all jump off a cliff with linked arms.
    
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   ║ 0x02                       Physical Description                                                                              ║
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    Height: 5'10" / 178cm
    Weight: 190-230lbs / ~90-105kg
    Age (at time of publication): 16 y/o, DOB 09/10/2008

    Hair Color: Black
    Eye Color: Brown
    Sex: M
    Sexuality: Straight (questionable)

    Ethnicity: Mexican
    Nationality: Mexican-Hungarian
    Spoken Languages: ENG, ESP

    https://imgur.com/a/eorSeUu
    https://imgur.com/a/K7ooJYE
    https://imgur.com/a/y7GS8a0
    https://imgur.com/a/KEe89Yh

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   ║ 0x03                       Personal Information                                                                              ║
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    Full Name: Albieri Serrano-Merino
    Name Alternative: Albieri Serrano, "Felix Serrano"
    Aliases: Felix, Yuri, Serrano, "necrotix", "offizerfelix"
    Date of Birth: September 10th, 2008
    Phone Number: +1 (732) 670-1124
    
    Current School: Academy of Law and Public Safety (ALPS)
    Current Grade: 11 (Junior)
    School Website: https://www.mcvsd.org/o/alps 
    School Phone Number: +1 (732) 229-2446
    Principal: Joseph M. Diver, jdiver@ctemc.org
    Counselor: Jenna Sauer, jsauer@ctemc.org
    Other Staff: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WblQNH3HloMdD_20Xe-3KMqhoSto6vsc/edit

    Home Address: 390 Maple Place
    City: Keyport
    State: NJ (New Jersey)
    Country: United States of America
    Zip Code: 07735
    Full Address Line: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
    Local School District: Keyport Borough (was enrolled until sophomore year)

    Citizenships: Mexico, USA

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   ║ 0x04                       Family                                                                                            ║
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    Father -
    Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas
    Age: 52, born December 1971
    Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
    Phone Number: (732) 290-1407

    Mother -
    Full Name: Luzmar Merino Reyes
    Aliases: Lucy Reyes
    Age: 51, born September 1973
    Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735

    Sister -
    Full Name: Aime Serrano
    Age: 29, born October 1994
    Home Address: 12 Lower Main St, Matawan, NJ 07747
    
    Brother - 
    Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas
    Age: 24, born December 1999
    Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
    Additional Info: Served in the U.S Army (Marines)
    
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   ║ 0x05                       Social Media                                                                                      ║
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    This is gonna be a quick one dw
    
    TikTok: wasgehtabt0 (active)
    Other TikTok: necrotix
    Instagram: s3rr.ano
    Discord: offizerfelix
    WhatsApp number: 7326701124

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   ║ 0x06                       Footnote                                                                                          ║
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    You have to be a new kind of retarded to end up like this guy lmao. Maybe he'll finally stop date raping 12-14 year old girls..
    Who knows! We'll keep you tuned.
    
    XOXO, Weq and co