REASON: thinking they can out pedo me



john asspound
age: 47
ip: 1.1073.5135
address: 427 pedo lane, pedoville, Florida
job: touchkid inc.
email: kidking@rapelook.com
number: 7
face: https://imgur.com/a/MSB0I6i

dads name: hairy asspound

moms name: krystal carpetmunch

brother: austin dillard (adopted)
 
sister: lucy tiplick

grandpa: harold grandcock

grandma: gertrude gockcock

how often they shave their beard: per 2.3 weeks

front door handle color: silver