reason: he touched clement

name: cornelius cumpants
age: 48
address: 1228 cum way
toenail length: 0.2 mm

dad: cory cumpants

mom: martha forkdick

grandma: mary cumshorts

grandpa: mark cumshorts

amount of legos at the age of 7: 268.2

heat of body on 12/26/2001 3:01:881 pm: -12993.1