______          ______   _______                    _______  ______  
(  __  \        (  __  \ (  ___  )|\     /||\     /|(  ____ \(  __  \ 
| (  \  )       | (  \  )| (   ) |( \   / )( \   / )| (    \/| (  \  )
| |   ) | _____ | |   ) || |   | | \ (_) /  \ (_) / | (__    | |   ) |
| |   | |(_____)| |   | || |   | |  ) _ (    ) _ (  |  __)   | |   | |
| |   ) |       | |   ) || |   | | / ( ) \  / ( ) \ | (      | |   ) |
| (__/  )       | (__/  )| (___) |( /   \ )( /   \ )| (____/\| (__/  )
(______/        (______/ (_______)|/     \||/     \|(_______/(______/ 
                                                                      
 ______              _______  _______    
(  ___ \ |\     /|  (       )(  ____ )   
| (   ) )( \   / )  | () () || (    )|   
| (__/ /  \ (_) /   | || || || (____)|   
|  __ (    \   /    | |(_)| ||     __)   
| (  \ \    ) (     | |   | || (\ (      
| )___) )   | |     | )   ( || ) \ \__ _ 
|/ \___/    \_/     |/     \||/   \__/(_)
                                         
          _______  _______  _______  _______           _       
|\     /|(  ___  )(  ____ )(       )(  ____ \|\     /|( \      
| )   ( || (   ) || (    )|| () () || (    \/| )   ( || (      
| (___) || (___) || (____)|| || || || (__    | |   | || |      
|  ___  ||  ___  ||     __)| |(_)| ||  __)   | |   | || |      
| (   ) || (   ) || (\ (   | |   | || (      | |   | || |      
| )   ( || )   ( || ) \ \__| )   ( || )      | (___) || (____/\
|/     \||/     \||/   \__/|/     \||/       (_______)(_______/
                                                               

Name: Vaziak (Karlsen) Pig
Age: 16
DOB: December 32nd, April 12th, and July 6th, in the years 2002, 2004, and 2022. He doesn't have a dynamic IP, but he has a dynamic birthday
Mother's Address: 2575 North Promontry Way, Orange, CA, 92867
Father's Address: 211 Marva Ct Martinsburg MW 25404 Berkeley County (He's in 2 places at once, dynamic address moment)
Phone number: 800-273-8255
Mother's phone number: (919) 606-2031
Dad's phone number: (919) 309-2180
Vaziak's client: Sensation
Sensation SRC: https://workupload.com/file/A2yKua6Qjm4
Compiled JAR: https://workupload.com/file/6nHU37E2juB
Car: 2018 Dodge Journey SE
VIN: 3C4PDCAB2JT498002

D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII
D-DOXXED by ZHN the gender bender, iFapper, NotII

We, the intellectuals known as ZHN's circlejerk, have decided we can no longer tolerate Uncodable having more subscribers than we have brain cells combined. Due to this, we've
decided there is nothing else we can resort to aside from doxing him. Despite the fact that when we attempted to dox Dort, we found a retirement home's address, and ended up
getting clowned by a parody of our crappy dox that got almost 4 times the amount of views as our pile of retardation which we dared to call a "dox". We couldn't even get one of his previous
IP addresses because we're very smart intellectuals. 

Uncodable has an extensive history of skidding. Before we can prove that he skidded anything, first we must define "skidding". Here's our definition of skidding:

Skidding: /skid/ (Verb)

Writing unique code that was not copy-pasted from someone else

Now of course, we're special little snowflakes, so we've redefined skidding so we can lob false accusations at Uncodable. We've never skidded once in our life (using our definition
of skidding) because we're complete retards who cannot even comprehend a while loop, remember how to make a for loop, or confirm that an address isn't a retirement home.

Our extensive knowledge of d-doxxing, computer science, and overall combined intelligence allowed us to manipulate iFapper into coming back to us. In the past, we've sent his fapping
videos to his school as well as his mother. Clearly, we're very good friends who have never backstabbed anyone.

Sincerely,

Da Real Timothy Boman & his braindead friends

AIDAN DUFFEL BAG IS NEXT