Patrick Star. Yeah i know this is hard to believe, but he is actually Donald J Trump!! Patrick is a bikini bottom spy, disguising himself as a human, which is Donald Trump. What does bikini bottom want from humans? This is still a mystery. But i managed to expose it, this is the full dox of Patrick Star | A.K.A Donald J Trump. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Patrick Star Date Of Birth: March 17, 1992 Address: 124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean Phone Number: +1 (555) 987-6543 Email: patrick@star.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Occupation: Fry Cook at Spongebob's Krusty Krab Education: - High School Diploma from Bikini Bottom High School, 1999 - Certificate of Proficiency in cooking from Bikini Bottom Cooking Academy, 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Relationship Status: Crushing on Sandy Cheeks Children: None -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Intrests: - Jelly Fishing - Cooking - Swimming - Reading Comic Books - Watching Cartoons and Anime -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Favorite Quotes: - "I'm not just a fry cook, i'm a fry cook that can do ANYHTING" - Patrick Star - "I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in this world" - Patrick Star -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Information: - Height: 3'0 - Weight: 345 LBS - Eye Color: Yellow - Hair Color: Bald - Sexual Orientation: Gay (LGBTQ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Social Media Accounts: - Twitter: @PatrickStar - Facebook: Patrick Star - Instagram: patrick.star - Tumblr: patrick.star -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pets: - Gary The Snail - Type: Snail - Age; 21 Years Old -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the end of the Patrick Star dox. Hopefully yall enjoyed. Spongebob is next UwU!