▄█▌ ▄ ███▌ ▄█▌ ▄ ████▀ ███▌▐████ ████ ▄▄ ▄▄ ███ ████▄███████████████████▄ ▄ ███▌██████████████████████████████████▄ ▄██████████████████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀████████████████▄ ▀███████████▀▀ ▀▀▀███████████▄ ███████▀ ▀██████████▄▄ ████████▀ ▀▀█████████▄ ▐██████ ▀█████████▄ MN. M MN. M MN. M ██████ ▀█████████▄ MMN. M MMN. M MMN. M █████ ▀█████████ M `MN. M M `MN. M M `MN. M █████ ▀████████▄ M `MM.M M `MM.M M `MM.M ████ ▄███▄▄▄ ▀███████▄ M YMM M YMM M YMM █████ ▄███████████▄ ▀███████ JML. YM JML. YM JML. YM ▐████▌ █████▌ ██████ ▀███████ ___________________________________________________ █████ █████ ██ █████▌ ███████▄ █████ ██████ ██████ ▀█████▌ INTRODUCTION █████ ▄▄████▄▄▄▄▄ ▀██████████████▀ ▀█████▌ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▐████ ▄██████████████▄ ▀███████████▀` ▀██████ ▐████▌ ▐█████▀ ▀█████ ▀███▀▀` ▐█████▌ Introducing the start of (NNN), or No Nut November. It's time to embark on a mission riskier than D-Day, the Battle of the Bulge, and the Battle █████ ▐████▌ ████ █████ ▐█████▌ of Stalingrad combined. Your comrades are counting on your SUPPORT, and the challenge is underway, so act swiftly. ▐████▌ █████▄ ▄█████▌ ▀█████ █████ ███████████████ ██████ This challenge is no walk in the park; it will be a demanding and enduring journey. I trust you'll remain steadfast in the face of temptation, █████ ▀███████████ ▐█████ for there's no room for failure. This opportunity comes but once a year, and a misstep will linger until the next November. I, [USERNAME], █████ ██████ solemnly commit to abstain from indulgence during No Nut November and uphold the rules until December arrives. ▐█████ ▄▄█ █████ ▀████▌ ▄██████▌ █████▌ [⚠️] PLEDGE █████▌ ███████████▄ ██████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ █████ ▐█████ ██████▌ ▐█████ ╔─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ █████ ██████ ███▌ ████▌ I, solemnly vow to refrain from indulgence throughout the entirety of NNN, I shall stand strong and resolutely avoid the NUT. █████ █████████████ █████▌ ╚─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ▐█████ ▀███████████ █████▌ █████ ███████▀ █████▌ ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ▐█████ ▐█████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▀█████ ██████ █████ █████ This commitment is inclusive of individuals of all gender identities and orientations. ▀████ ▄▄▄▄▄█████████████▄▄▄▄▄ ██████ ▄████ █████████████████████████▄▄ ▄█████▌ In accordance with the jest, NEMs (Nonejaculatory masturbation) and pre-cum are given the green light. ▄██████ █████████████████████████████▄ ▄██████ ╓██████▀ ▀▀███████████████████████████ ███████ Feel free to dabble in self-pleasure and enjoy some adult entertainment, just remember that reaching the grand finale leads to instant ██████▀ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▀▀▀████▀▀▀ ▄██████▀ ejection from the 'competition'. ╓██████ ▄▄▄█████████████▄ ▀█████▄ ▄█████▀ ▄▄███████████████████ ╙██████ For instance: Reaching the brink of self-pleasure without the ultimate release of bodily fluids, engaging in inappropriate sexual behavior ▄█████▀ ▄█████████████████████ ▀█████▄ towards another person (commonly known as Sexual Harassment). Besides potential legal consequences, this behavior is indeed a serious breach ▄█████╜ ▀███████████████▀▀▀▀ "██████ of respect. ▐█████ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ ██████ ▐█████ ██████ Wet Dreams won't lead to disqualification in No Nut November as they occur entirely without intention. ╒█████Ü ▐█████ █████▌ █████ Deliberately achieving orgasm results in immediate disqualification. Granting yourself an escape route entirely undermines the unique essence of █████ ╓▄, █████ this captivating challenge. ▐█████ ,████▓N █████ █████▌ █████▓▓ █████ A "Nut," as officially denoted in this historical record, is precisely defined as the emission of sperm by a male during a sexual encounter, or █████▌ █████▓▓` ██████ the discharge of continuous squirting or ejaculate fluid by a female in a sexual context. ▐████▌ ╓▓▓▓▓▓N ██████▓▓ ████████ ]█████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██████▓▓ ██████████ █████ ╒▄███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████████▓▌ ████▌╙██████ ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ██████, ▐█████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ]████████▓▓ ▐████▌ ▀█████▄ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ██████▓▓, █████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ╟▓███████▓▓ █████ ╙█████▌ ▐██████▓▓▓, ╙██████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╖ ▐████████▓▓▓ █████ █████▌ "The Nut-So-Serious Hotline," where participants can dial in for light-hearted advice and absurd tips to stay on track. ▐██████▓▓▓▓▓æ╓ ███████╣▓▓▓▓▓▓W, _████████▓▓▓ █████ █████▄ ▄███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓╖ ▀████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓@φµ, ▓███████▓▓▓ ▐████▌ ▐█████ "The Nut Whisperers," a hotline specializing in the art of gently convincing participants to reconsider their nutty decisions. ,█████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▀████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓W ▓▓██████▓▓▓▓ ▐█████ ▐█████ ██████ ╙▀▓▓▓▓▓╜ ╙█████████████████▓[ ▐███████▓▓▓▓[ █████▄ █████▌ "The Nut-Strainers," offering assistance to help participants sift through their desires and separate the nuts from the non-nuts. j█████ "▀█████████████C ]▓██████▓▓▓▓▓ ▐█████▄ _█████ █████▄ `▀▀████▀▀ _▓███████▓▓▓▓▌ ▀██████▄ ▀████▌ "The Nutty Helpline," staffed by comedians who can use humor to distract participants from their desires and keep them nut-free. ▐██████▓▄╖ ]▓████████▓▓▓▓Φ ▀██████▄ █████ ╙█████████▄╖,,, ╓╖@@▓▓▓╫▓████████▓▓▓▓▓ `▀██████, █████ "The Nut-Stop Shop," providing a one-stop solution for all your nut-stopping needs, from cheesy jokes to ridiculous distractions. _████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ╓p╣╢╢╣▒▒████▓▓▓███████▓▓▓▓▓▓╖ ██████▌ █████ ╓▄███████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▌ ╓╢╣╣╢╢▓███████████╜████████▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▀█████▌ █████ "The Nutcracker Hotline," where trained comedians and therapists guide participants through their moments of peril with a touch of humor. ▄▄████████▀▀▀█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓` g▓▓▓▓▓█████████████▀╜ _▓███████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓, ███████████ ,▄██████▀` "╙╜╙╙"` ▓▓▓███████████▀▀ _▓█████████▓▓▓▓▓▓w, ██████████ "The Nutty Navigators," a hotline staffed by experts in charting a course away from temptation, complete with nutty navigation metaphors. ▄█████▀ ▀███████▀▀` ▒▒▓███████████▓▓▓▓▓N, █████████ ,█████▀ ╙▒▒▓███████████████▓▓▄╖, ,▐███████▌ "Nutter Butter Support," providing participants with sweet yet absurd encouragement to resist giving in to their cravings. ╓█████` ╜▒╢▓████████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██████████▌ _█████ ╙╬╣╢▓▓███████████████▓▓▓▓▓▓█████████ "The Nut Resistance Network," a hotline that helps participants channel their inner secret agents to thwart the "evil forces" of desire. █████▌ 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