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Hannes, the 29-year-old househusband who’s somehow still clinging to his late twenties, 
spends his pathetic days immersed in the hellscape of Habbo Origins while his partner's working, 
modding Discord channels while desperately trying to suck up to staff members for a sliver of power. 

Instead of contributing anything worthwhile to society, 
he’s too busy abusing his nonexistent authority alongside his equally useless co-moderator, Ash. 
With no job to speak of, he’s just a loser buying fake followers and engagement on Instagram, 
pretending to be some kind of interior designer—all thanks to daddy's cash  (Car and House bought by his father as proven by Official Swedish gov docs)


Hannes, the trust fund kid, decided to throw his dad's money at a dilapidated trailer park house in the middle of nowhere. 
With zero work ethic and a complete lack of genuine talent, he hired some designers to slap a coat of paint on the wreckage, 
all so he could pretend to be a lavish designer influencer on Instagram (80% of his followers are bots). 
It’s a pathetic attempt at crafting this fake lifestyle, but hey, who needs hard work when you’ve got a father with a wallet full of cash, right?




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Name: Hannes Emil Christopher Mauritzson
Date of birth: June 24th 1995
Social Security Number: 19950624 3410
Address: Fjärde Långgatan 10 F lgh 1301, 41328 Gothenburg
Old address: Karlsgatan 1 A lgh 1203, 25224 Helsingborg
Phone Number: 070-9901226
Email: mauritzsonh@gmail.com
Car: White Volvo XC40 T4 AWD (Car given by his dad)
License Plate: HSN67P
Dog: Charlie (Irish Softcoated Wheaten Terrier Breed)
Advertising agency : Hannes Mauritzson AB > Org.nr: 559230-8265


Boyfriend Name: Robin Essman
Date of birth: April 5th 1987
Social Security Number: 19870405 5030
Address: Fjärde Långgatan 10 F lgh 1301, 41328 Gothenburg
Other address: Karlsgatan 1 A lgh 1203, 25224 Helsingborg
Old address: Kyrkogatan 42 lgh 1203, 41115 Gothenburg
Phone Number: 031-7134768
Dog: Ralph (Irish Terrier)

Hannes Brother Name: Julius Mauritzson
Date of birth: February 13th 1993
Social Security Number: 19930213-5513
Address: Stora Trädgårdsgatan 6 B lgh 1001, 21128 Malmö
Old address: Valhallsvägen 44 B, 26260 Ängelholm
Old address 2: Carl Herslowsgatan 11 D lgh 1201, 21147 Malmö
Car: Mini Countryman Cooper S E ALL4


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Instagram (Checked and confirmed: 80% FAKE FOLLOWERS, 75% FAKE LIKES bought by Hannes): https://www.instagram.com/hannesmauritzson
Trailer park house (Hannes calls it "Cottage house"): https://files.offshore.cat/MGDEcaVm.jpg
Trailer park house + His Husband's Tiny apartment: https://files.offshore.cat/EVLcGIL3.mp4


His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hannesmauritzson
No comment: https://files.offshore.cat/FARNWA8b.jpg
No comment 2: https://files.offshore.cat/ABu70Pyg.jpg
Horse teeth (Maybe ask daddy to fix 'em): https://files.offshore.cat/qt6WxurH.jpg
Disgusting teeth: https://files.offshore.cat/mlXwSC5p.jpg
The fuck is this nose?: https://files.offshore.cat/QoCT16rh.jpg
Big ass tea cup hiding the big nose: https://files.offshore.cat/Ep4yqrtR.jpg
Smiling through pain (How to smile while being constipated?): https://files.offshore.cat/C3HyzGZQ.jpg
Feel free to use this on Grinder: https://files.offshore.cat/TZbrzSCD.jpg


Don't forget to let the people below that Hannes is a tyrant, bully and a Habbo Origins discord moderator :)

Hannes Brother: https://www.facebook.com/julius.mauritzson
Brother's Picture: https://files.offshore.cat/i83p7BY9.jpg

Hannes Sister/Cousin: https://www.facebook.com/wilma.mauritzson
Hannes Sister/Cousin Picture 1: https://files.offshore.cat/pnD2JBPC.jpg
Hannes Sister/Cousin Picture 2: https://files.offshore.cat/CdGSS2hw.jpg


Boyfriend's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/robin.essman.1
Boyfriend Picture 1: https://files.offshore.cat/i7FVh3c9.jpg
Boyfriend Picture 2: https://files.offshore.cat/ifKTgipn.jpg
Boyfriend Picture 3: https://files.offshore.cat/KUu4ePyx.jpg

Boyfriend's Mother Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/evalie.essman
Boyfriend's Mother Picture: https://files.offshore.cat/bxsQFNEf.jpg