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Hey, Spongebob fans! Today we're going to be doxxing Evan, who goes by "Pyrus" online. Evan is a 25-year-old fatass who LARPs as a Catholic online while gooning to anime girls.
Evan enjoys his status as a teacher to indoctrinate children into becoming retarded chuds like him. Evan spends his time being a wannabe groyper on twitter/X (@tankappreciator) and reddit
because he can't talk to women in real life. The only females that Evan can talk to are the twelve-year-old girls in his classroom that he fantasizes about racially profiling.
Silly Evan... say, maybe you'll be able to work at the Krusty Krab after this!

Enjoy the dox! 
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                                    1. BASIC INFORMATION
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   | Full name: Evan Smithson King
   | Birthdate: February 20, 1999
   | Address: 348 Loma Alta Dr., Flower Mound, TX 75022
   | City: Flower Mound, Texas, United States
   | Landline: (972) 874-8004
   | Employment: Teacher

   | Middle School: McKamy Middle School
   | High School: Flower Mound High School (Graduated 2017, name appears in list of graduates: https://archive.ph/y2w3Q)
   | College: Hendrix College (Conway, Arkansas) - Swimming profile: https://hendrixwarriors.com/sports/mens-swimming-and-diving/roster/evan-king/4147

   | Common usernames: "pyrus425", "Evank1999"
   | email: evank1999@gmail.com

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                                     2. SOCIAL MEDIA(S)
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   | Twitter/X: https://x.com/tankappreciator
   | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/evan.king.509994
   | Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/evank1999/
   | YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Pyrus425/featured
   | Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/pyrus425/
   | Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087932503
   | MyAnimeList: https://myanimelist.net/profile/pyrus425
   | Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/evank1999
   | Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/evank1999/
   | iFunny: https://ifunny.co/user/pyrus425_2014

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                                       3. PICTURES
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   | Childhood photo 1: https://files.catbox.moe/lsuz4x.jpg
   | Childhood photo 2: https://files.catbox.moe/82sxwn.jpg
   | Childhood photo 3: https://files.catbox.moe/axk51o.png

   | Graduation photo: https://files.catbox.moe/5lytnf.jpg
   | College swimming profile photo: https://files.catbox.moe/dhz17w.webp
   | Instagram profile picture: https://files.catbox.moe/2y95c1.jpg

Archived posts:
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                                       4. RELATIVES
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   | Father: Brian Austin King
   | Father's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Brian.Austin.King (archive: https://archive.is/g7g8e)

   | Mother: Priscilla Demint King
   | Mother's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/priscilla.d.king

   | Younger Brother: Austin King
   | Birthdate: 2001-12-07

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I'm Spunch Bob!